Note: This is a joke in the front with free trade often paradoxical.
The global economic downturn has affected virtually all manufacturing businesses in the United States. Unfortunately, it also has hurt the plants that make toys for Christmas at the North Pole. Santa Claus Inc. is almost bankrupt and it appears that rising health care costs, economic recession and China's patent and copyright infringements of their toys have left its mark.
The CEO and President of Santa Claus Inc., Chris Cringle VII told investors on a conference call that the company has been restructuring its costs, and move manufacturing Six Sigma to increase their effectiveness. He also said that even though Wall Street will not make your number in the fourth quarter of 2009, they expect that the Chinese begin to comply with patents and copyrights Santa especially for their video games, DVD movies and books for children.
Apparently, Chinese toys indigenous spies disguised as polar bears have been sniffing around the plant to steal many of their new models for the 2009 season of Christmas. In fact, caught one camera with a digital camera to browse the R & D behind the factory where they work in five of all the toys for Christmas 2010 next year.
At a recent meeting of the committee of Congress with other U.S. automakers, Chris Cringle VII was ridiculed for flights to Washington DC in private sleigh, and promised that during the forthcoming visit to the unit all the way from the North Pole in a Toyota Prius. Just In his testimony, said he would not Christmas bonus no elves or Starbucks gift cards this year, even if they have worked over 20 hours a day trying to get the toys ready for all the spoiled children of the senator.
Chris wrinkle VII has absolutely tone with lawmakers, but look at all the C-SPAN that it was a laugh. And the last night show hosts have made jokes about it for weeks. You can in fact next year's presidential candidates, the polls give twice the current president.
Lance Winslow is a retired Founder of a Nationwide Franchise Chain, and now runs the Online Think Tank. Lance Winslow believes in Santa Claus.
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