Is not it the truth! 1?
Two alligators were in a swamp near Washington, DC. The youngest went to the great and said: "I do not understand how you can make much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we have the same size as kids. I do not understand no. "" Well, "the big Gator," "What to eat? "Politicians, even you," replied the little alligator. "Hmm. Well, where are you taking? "" On the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol. "Likewise. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "" Well, I crawl into one of their Lexus cars and wait for 'em to open the door. Then jump, grab your leg, get rid of their mouth and eat them! "Aha!" He said the big croc, "the whole problem. You will not receive" any real food. You see, when you're done shaking the mouth of a politician, nothing more than an idiot and a towel! "Is not It The Truth"
Lol thats funny
Sonic Bloom – Mechanical Swamp – Emergenza – Washington DC
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